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Playground jokes
by Upgrade Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:00 pm
The sorts of rubbish yet amusing jokes you hear on a park or playground =D
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
i
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
i
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
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Re: Playground jokes
by zappyspiker Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:41 pm
Why did the Kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
To get to the other slide
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Re: Playground jokes
by -★ Iam`藍 小 蕊…＊ Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:41 pm
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
I know this joke! xP
What is a cheetah favourite food?
fast food! kekeke
Water !
I know this joke! xP
What is a cheetah favourite food?
fast food! kekeke
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by Mystic_gohan2 Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:01 am
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
this is funny :D
He wanted a higher education !
this is funny :D
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Re: Playground jokes
by Umbreon49 Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:05 am
What building has the most stories?
The Library!
The Library!
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Re: Playground jokes
by Mystic_gohan2 Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:57 am
Umbreon49 wrote:What building has the most stories?
The Library!
lol . agreed !
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Re: Playground jokes
by -★ Iam`藍 小 蕊…＊ Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:48 am
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!
hahaha
Lean beef!
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