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Post by Mystic_gohan2 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:11 am

a foolish fellow named banta singh wrote this letter to bill gates(old president of america who discovered windows 95)

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a
computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to
your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.

We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.

I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the
password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '
button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from
CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to
collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only one
icon with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?

11. And in 'MY Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

Thanks
Banta Singh…
---------------
(banta singh is not my name!!)
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Post by zoids25 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:03 pm

the joke 7 and 9 are funny Bulbasaur Verry Happ .

but is this a 1 paragraph joke?
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Post by Mystic_gohan2 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:29 pm

yeah it is
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Post by zoids25 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:56 pm

hmm, didn't notice it, anyway its nice.
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Post by Mystic_gohan2 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:09 pm

my friend gave me it .
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Post by zoids25 on Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:23 pm

i would rate it to 8/10, not bad
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Re: computer joke

Post by zoids25 on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:58 am

Clean Up


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