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Post by Upgrade Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:00 pm

The sorts of rubbish yet amusing jokes you hear on a park or playground =D

How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !

Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !

Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !

Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !

What runs but never walks ?
Water !

How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
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Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
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Post by zoids25 Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:30 am

lmfao... the 5th joke seems true
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Post by zappyspiker Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:41 pm

Why did the Kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide Charmander Yay
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Post by -★ Iam`藍 小 蕊…* Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:41 pm

What runs but never walks ?
Water !
I know this joke! xP

What is a cheetah favourite food?
fast food! kekeke
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Post by Mystic_gohan2 Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:01 am

Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !

this is funny :D
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Post by Umbreon49 Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:05 am

What building has the most stories?

The Library!
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Post by Mystic_gohan2 Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:57 am

Umbreon49 wrote:What building has the most stories?

The Library!

lol . agreed !
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Post by zoids25 Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:07 pm

nice 1,, library is not always a building?
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Post by -★ Iam`藍 小 蕊…* Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:48 am

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef!

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Post by zoids25 Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:28 pm

why lean beef, i don't get it Squirtle Happy
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